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dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

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phomil: Every morning I break my legs…. Then every afternoon I break my arms.. View high resolution

phomil:

Every morning I break my legs…. Then every afternoon I break my arms..

(Source: anditslove)

(Reblogged from phomil)

When I try to introduce myself to a cute guy

whatshouldbifflescallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

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Me listening to Birthday Cake by Rihanna

Me listening to Birthday Cake by Rihanna

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jessicallamb:

picture of ocean behind lyrics to “skinny love”

picture of tall grass behind lyrics to “skinny love”

picture of skyline behind lyrics to “skinny love”

picture of bacon behind lyrics to “skinny love”

picture of oprah winfrey behind lyrics to “skinny love”

picture of freaking anything behind lyrics to “skinny love”

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(Source: samspiderman)

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I JUST LISTENED TO THE SOUNDTRACK FROM THE FIRST MOVIE AND IT’S SO GOOD AND I’M NOT SORRY AND I FREAKING LOVE THESE MOVIES AND NO I’M NOT CRYING

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Use of Profanity With Age

  • 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
  • 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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……… I cannot. View high resolution

……… I cannot.

(Source: pi4nobl4ck)

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